So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you inspire me to be a worse person
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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