God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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