So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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