This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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