Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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