I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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