You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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