Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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