I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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