Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The air taste purple.
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