I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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