Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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