no, he came in my armpit
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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