respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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