Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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