sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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