Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Dear god my vagina.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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