it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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