i just wanna soil my oats bro
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize