Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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