She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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