Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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