I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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