pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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