so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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