I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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