Im at strip club and am horny
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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