You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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