Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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