How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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