Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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