all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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