Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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