I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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