My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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