it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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