I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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