I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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