He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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