Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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