My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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