I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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