New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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