nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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