No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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