We're facebook friends in real life
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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