it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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