i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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