Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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