I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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