Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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