Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Buhtt sex?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
