It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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