Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
tell me about the eggs
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