I wannas sexs uuuuu
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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